posted by sooyup
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Looking back,
One-on-one
Very shortly after Emma and I were married, a work-colleague took me to one side to give me the benefit of his experience. [He had been happily married for ten years.] The secret of bringing a woman to orgasm during sex, he maintained, was to “imagine writing thirty-three and a third percent using a piece of chalk stuck up your arse.” So there you have it. I told young Emma Jane of this priceless piece of advice, and we had a good laugh about it. At the time, Emma and I were having sex three times a day - morning, mid-day, and evening - even though she was heavily pregnant. It was a couple of weeks later that Emma started to giggle during our mid-day session. “You’re doing that percentage thing, aren’t you?” she said. I wasn’t - at least, not consciously. But for months afterwards, ever time I tried something other than straightforward in-out, in-out action, we would end up giggling the way only newly-weds can do while still fucking.
Very shortly after Emma and I were married, a work-colleague took me to one side to give me the benefit of his experience. [He had been happily married for ten years.] The secret of bringing a woman to orgasm during sex, he maintained, was to “imagine writing thirty-three and a third percent using a piece of chalk stuck up your arse.” So there you have it. I told young Emma Jane of this priceless piece of advice, and we had a good laugh about it. At the time, Emma and I were having sex three times a day - morning, mid-day, and evening - even though she was heavily pregnant. It was a couple of weeks later that Emma started to giggle during our mid-day session. “You’re doing that percentage thing, aren’t you?” she said. I wasn’t - at least, not consciously. But for months afterwards, ever time I tried something other than straightforward in-out, in-out action, we would end up giggling the way only newly-weds can do while still fucking.
