Eating your cake and having it too
posted by sooyup
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All that’s missing is a label saying “Eat me!” - like the label on the cake in Alice in Wonderland. Alice immediately grew larger when she ate it, remember, so the reference is not altogether inappropriate. It’s an invitation I can never turn down (especially if the invitation is as blatant as this!) And alas, pussy-licking has recently become by invitation only. Usually, by the time I come from the bathroom, Emma has smeared herself with KY, the taste of which is not conducive to oral sex. Perhaps it’s an acquired taste, but in the meantime I think we need to buy some flavoured lubes. Has anyone out there tried them? At the moment, if I fancy a drink from the furry goblet, I have to remember to tell Emma to hold the mayo as it were, which rather destroys the spontaneity. Sex is so much easier for women, isn’t it? When Emma wants to be eaten, all she has to do is open her legs and push my head southwards. Whereas I have to make an appointment.
All that’s missing is a label saying “Eat me!” - like the label on the cake in Alice in Wonderland. Alice immediately grew larger when she ate it, remember, so the reference is not altogether inappropriate. It’s an invitation I can never turn down (especially if the invitation is as blatant as this!) And alas, pussy-licking has recently become by invitation only. Usually, by the time I come from the bathroom, Emma has smeared herself with KY, the taste of which is not conducive to oral sex. Perhaps it’s an acquired taste, but in the meantime I think we need to buy some flavoured lubes. Has anyone out there tried them? At the moment, if I fancy a drink from the furry goblet, I have to remember to tell Emma to hold the mayo as it were, which rather destroys the spontaneity. Sex is so much easier for women, isn’t it? When Emma wants to be eaten, all she has to do is open her legs and push my head southwards. Whereas I have to make an appointment.
