posted by sooyup
on
Daily trivia,
One-on-one
I watched a guy being waxed on tv last week. It seemed quite a painful procedure. I consider myself lucky that Emma prefers me much the way I am, and never fancied those clean-shaven male-model types, with well-defined muscles and hairless bodies. All she asks is that I keep my beard and pubes trimmed (not too closely) so that she doesn’t get hairs in her mouth. Emma has a particular aversion to so-called body-builders, especially those mahogany-coloured ones who cover themselves with oil and adopt self-conscious poses to demonstrate just how far they have deviated from the norm. Perhaps that is why she prefers to watch downloads from Yuvutu rather than Redtube. She’s more likely to see real men, with real paunches, and a little body hair. To Emma, a six-pack is something we keep in the fridge - cider, not lager, since you ask.
I watched a guy being waxed on tv last week. It seemed quite a painful procedure. I consider myself lucky that Emma prefers me much the way I am, and never fancied those clean-shaven male-model types, with well-defined muscles and hairless bodies. All she asks is that I keep my beard and pubes trimmed (not too closely) so that she doesn’t get hairs in her mouth. Emma has a particular aversion to so-called body-builders, especially those mahogany-coloured ones who cover themselves with oil and adopt self-conscious poses to demonstrate just how far they have deviated from the norm. Perhaps that is why she prefers to watch downloads from Yuvutu rather than Redtube. She’s more likely to see real men, with real paunches, and a little body hair. To Emma, a six-pack is something we keep in the fridge - cider, not lager, since you ask. 
