posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia
I seriously doubt that recent changes in UK law concerning civil partnerships will ever be extended to allow a man or woman to marry a pillows or a rock. But there is obviously a need to reach some sort of accommodation. A twenty-year-old man in England was accused of offending public decency by making love to a pavement. He also tried to “mount an underpass”. One witness spoke of seeing the man’s buttocks pumping up and down as passers-by gathered to watch. Having served an eighteen-month sentence, the same guy was later charged with simulating sex with a black plastic bag in front of teenage girls. His said that his ultimate fantasy was to have sex with a bin-bag in a dustcart - presumable one which had been registered for marriages. For some reason, I find these obsessions less credible than that of the fifty-year-old factory worker in Scotland who found himself in court, having been caught naked from the waist down enjoying an intimate moment with his bicycle.
I seriously doubt that recent changes in UK law concerning civil partnerships will ever be extended to allow a man or woman to marry a pillows or a rock. But there is obviously a need to reach some sort of accommodation. A twenty-year-old man in England was accused of offending public decency by making love to a pavement. He also tried to “mount an underpass”. One witness spoke of seeing the man’s buttocks pumping up and down as passers-by gathered to watch. Having served an eighteen-month sentence, the same guy was later charged with simulating sex with a black plastic bag in front of teenage girls. His said that his ultimate fantasy was to have sex with a bin-bag in a dustcart - presumable one which had been registered for marriages. For some reason, I find these obsessions less credible than that of the fifty-year-old factory worker in Scotland who found himself in court, having been caught naked from the waist down enjoying an intimate moment with his bicycle. 
