First prize: A weekend in Blackpool


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Second Prize: A week in Blackpool. Nevertheless, Emma and I keep meaning to go back there one day, if only for old times’ sake. We used to pay an annual visit to the sin city of the North. Not really our cup of tea, but it was obligatory. As Lodge secretary, I was called upon to organise our annual weekend booze-up. Blackpool, I should point out, is the most popular venue in the UK for stag-nights, hen-parties, and debauchery in general. As we fucked each night, Emma and I used to amuse ourselves by thinking how many other couples were at it at that very moment - how many stiff cocks were splashing around in gaping pussies. We thought if only all that energy could be harnessed, it would be the equivalent of a medium-sized power-station. This week, Emma and I will be in Llandudno - favourite resort of pensioners. As we fuck each night, we will ask ourselves how many others couples will be at it, and think if only all that energy could be harnessed, it could probably power a forty-watt light-bulb.

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