Another way of putting it - 1
posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
[My thanks go to Dribbleglas for suggesting these euphemisms for one of our favourite pass-times, although I must admit that many of them are too laddishly crude for my sensitive ears.] Barking at the ape; [eating a] Bikini burger; Bird-washing; Biting the dog-end; Blowing some tunes; Boating; [having a] Box lunch; [having a] Box lunch at the Y; Brushing one's teeth; [having a] Bush dinner; Canyon-yodelling; Carpet munching; Chewing the she-fat; [having] Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration; Clam-diving; Clam-lapping; [having a word with] Connie Lingus; [studying] Cunning linguistics; Dining at the Y; [having] Dinner beneath the bridge; Dipping the brush; Diving in the bushes; Diving a muff; Diving in the canyon; Doing it the French way; Donning the beard; Doormat-bashing; Drinking at the fuzzy cup; Drinking from the furry cup; Eating fur pie; Eating hair pie; Eating muff pie; Eating a tuna sandwich; Eating a tuna taco; Eating seafood; Eating squirrel; Eating a kipper pie; [having an] Egg McMuff; [giving a] Face job; Facing the nation; Falling in love. [More tomorrow]