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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
“You can’t have it both ways,” was one of my mother-in-law’s favourite sayings. I could think of several ways a couple could prove her wrong, and this is just one of them. But I’m certain the old Victorian battle-axe wouldn’t have a clue what Emma and I were doing. Mixed all-in wrestling would be my guess. I’m a little surprised that the activity hasn’t featured very often on Redtube and Yuvutu (the only sex-sites I visit regularly) and wonder if it’s as rare as this would suggest. And if so, why? There appear to be very few pseudonyms for what my dictionary describes as “a sexual activity in which two people simultaneously stimulate each other’s genitalia with their mouths.” Here are some I have come across. And I’ve had to expand the list with a couple of my own. Dinner under the bridge, Double header, Flip flop, Head over heels in love, Loop-de-loop, Mouth-organ duet, Play hoop-snake, P's & Q's, Sea food mutual , Sixty-nine, Soixante-neuf, Tasty meal for two.
“You can’t have it both ways,” was one of my mother-in-law’s favourite sayings. I could think of several ways a couple could prove her wrong, and this is just one of them. But I’m certain the old Victorian battle-axe wouldn’t have a clue what Emma and I were doing. Mixed all-in wrestling would be my guess. I’m a little surprised that the activity hasn’t featured very often on Redtube and Yuvutu (the only sex-sites I visit regularly) and wonder if it’s as rare as this would suggest. And if so, why? There appear to be very few pseudonyms for what my dictionary describes as “a sexual activity in which two people simultaneously stimulate each other’s genitalia with their mouths.” Here are some I have come across. And I’ve had to expand the list with a couple of my own. Dinner under the bridge, Double header, Flip flop, Head over heels in love, Loop-de-loop, Mouth-organ duet, Play hoop-snake, P's & Q's, Sea food mutual , Sixty-nine, Soixante-neuf, Tasty meal for two.
