Damned spoil-sports


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I know which I prefer! How about you? Browsing through the Solutions catalogue looking for an in-the-pan egg-timer, I came across an advertisement for Modesty Panels. I remember when I was an office-worker modesty panels were something they fitted to all the typists desks so that we sex-starved clerks could no longer look up the girls’ skirts when we bent down to pick up the odd paper-clip or elastic band. We never did find out whose idea it was. Time and Motion I suppose. Since the girls all wore their skirts two inches BC, I wouldn’t have thought modesty was high on their agenda. The Modesty Panels in Solutions, however, are something quite different. I quote: “Now you can wear any low-necked garment with confidence. Our pretty new Modesty Panels simply clip onto your bra straps to cover up your cleavage.” What sort of anti-perv would dream up such a thing?

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