posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
Fucking is really good exercise apparently - which perhaps is just as well, because for the past couple of weeks, screwing Emma is practically all the exercise I’ve had. When our new kitchen was delivered last month, the van-driver phoned me from the village and asked for directions to our cottage. Rather than give him directions, I wandered down to the square and climbed into the cab. Jumping down backwards from the cab, I landed heavily on my heels and damaged my Achilles’ tendon. I have been more or less immobile since then, and Emma has been catering to my every need. X-rays have shown that no bones were broken, but recovery is painfully slow - with the emphasis on painful. But according to various articles I have read on the internet, a session of passion with Emma is the equivalent of running upstairs for three minutes, seven minutes on an exercise bike, or six minutes of playing tennis.
Fucking is really good exercise apparently - which perhaps is just as well, because for the past couple of weeks, screwing Emma is practically all the exercise I’ve had. When our new kitchen was delivered last month, the van-driver phoned me from the village and asked for directions to our cottage. Rather than give him directions, I wandered down to the square and climbed into the cab. Jumping down backwards from the cab, I landed heavily on my heels and damaged my Achilles’ tendon. I have been more or less immobile since then, and Emma has been catering to my every need. X-rays have shown that no bones were broken, but recovery is painfully slow - with the emphasis on painful. But according to various articles I have read on the internet, a session of passion with Emma is the equivalent of running upstairs for three minutes, seven minutes on an exercise bike, or six minutes of playing tennis.
