posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia
I leave it to Emma to take photographs for the family album, which she does with great enthusiasm. She loves printing them off with her little HP Printer, thus relieving me of what was always a chore - the family has never been my favourite subject. But it’s not often that she takes the initiative for anything more daring. Come to think of it, I think this is the first time she has attempted to catch me unawares. There I was, lazing in the bath and washing my undercarriage, when in in she came, camera in hand. “What’s sauce for the goose,” she said - referring to the many occasions when I have photographed her in the bath. My instructions were then to carry on where I had left off when she burst in. My equipment has never been so thoroughly washed, and the result was inevitable - a self-administered hand-job, while Emma watched. Soapy hands are best for this, as you can see here.