posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
What have I done to deserve this? We have a few days of nice weather (nice by recent standards anyway) and I go and sprain my foot on out first proper day out for a month. Sod’s Law, did I say? It should be renamed Alfie’s Law. Here I am once again hobbling around like a ninety-year-old, while Emma has to do all those things I love to do for her - preparing meals, washing up, making coffee; she’s even getting her own breakfast, for goodness sake! If I so much as stand up, it’s “Where are you going? What do you want?” I’m going for a pee, Emm. That’s at least one thing you can’t do for me. And thank heavens there’s something else I can still manage. We’ve continued to have some good sex during my invalidity, mostly with Emma on top. Although a sprained foot doesn’t make that strictly necessary, I do enjoy seeing those boobs swinging and bouncing in front of my eyes.
What have I done to deserve this? We have a few days of nice weather (nice by recent standards anyway) and I go and sprain my foot on out first proper day out for a month. Sod’s Law, did I say? It should be renamed Alfie’s Law. Here I am once again hobbling around like a ninety-year-old, while Emma has to do all those things I love to do for her - preparing meals, washing up, making coffee; she’s even getting her own breakfast, for goodness sake! If I so much as stand up, it’s “Where are you going? What do you want?” I’m going for a pee, Emm. That’s at least one thing you can’t do for me. And thank heavens there’s something else I can still manage. We’ve continued to have some good sex during my invalidity, mostly with Emma on top. Although a sprained foot doesn’t make that strictly necessary, I do enjoy seeing those boobs swinging and bouncing in front of my eyes.
