Immoveable objects


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I finally got round to watching a recording of the spoof documentary “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America to Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” I was dismayed at the support Borat received when he advocated the killing of every man, woman and child in Iraq, but that’s public opinion for you. Let’s not go there. Borat had fallen for Pamela Anderson of Baywatch and was determined to take her for his wife no matter what the going rate for brides might be in the US. We were treated to the usual scenes of Ms Anderson running along the beach. What a turn-off! Her pneumatic breasts did not quiver, quake, shiver, shake, judder, jiggle, waggle, bobble, bounce, or show any signs of independent movement whatsoever. What is the point of them? Her torso might as well be a solid lump of vulcanised rubber. Go here to see how large breasts ought to move! You don’t need to watch the whole video-clip to get the message, but there are less rewarding ways of spending your time - watching repeats of Baywatch, for example.

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