Why did I bother asking?

I searched for MILF last week and my browser came up with only four entries, all to do with some Islamic Liberation Front or other. That’s odd, I thought. My Parental Control filter is set to OFF and I’m not aware of any other virtual censor blue-pencilling my search results. Furthermore, I know of several beautiful Bloggers who describe themselves as MILFs, and there must be hundreds more. So why hadn’t my browser rooted them out? [I realise now I should have used Google.] I had looked forward to browsing through scores of pictures to try to build up a composite image of my ideal MILF. Never mind. I suppose it’s a subjective judgement anyway. For me, she would have to be old enough for her offspring to have grown up, and preferably to have left home. She would need to be attractive in any of the myriad ways a woman can be attractive. And there would have to be the strong hint of availability - a woman “who says she won’t but looks as if she might”. Someone like Emma. I suppose. [And top marks if you can correctly attribute the quotation.]