When Emma and I were at school, sex education was rudimentary to say the least. A film to show the mechanics of sexual reproduction in rabbits, diagrams to show the reproductive system in humans, and an invitation to ask questions which was never taken up. No-one even bothered to ask why the penis was shown in its flaccid state. Ignorance, apparently, was bliss. It may have been an urban myth, but the story went around that a girl had got pregnant because she thought that a sticking-plaster over the navel was an adequate form of contraception. I hope things are a little better now. If young people learn about sex only from sites like RedTube, they will think that girls are normally impregnated orally, or that they somehow absorb sperm through their skin, and that the vagina only served to prepare the male for ejaculation. And how many young men will think they are inadequate because their penis is smaller than a baseball bat?

In the eighteenth century young men in Wales would often carve a wooden spoon to present to the young woman he fancied. If she returned his love, she would hang the spoon in her window, or even around her neck, as a sign that she would welcome his advances. I’ve not yet discovered what she would do with the spoon if she didn’t fancy the guy who made it. I guess a fellow would be pretty sure of her answer before engaging in such a time-consuming labour of love. Many of the spoons which have survived are intricately designed little masterpieces - a testament to the skill and patience of the would-be lover. Nowadays, love-spoons exist only as simple, crudely made souvenirs for tourists. Or do they? I would like to think that somewhere in the Principality a love-struck Welshman is patiently carving his beloved a wooden spoon, to prove that the age of romance has not entirely ended. Mind you, the chances are he’s already screwed her!

I've had an interesting request on my bisexual blog (Bi The Way). A viewer has asked for images of two men fucking a woman at the same time or sucking two cocks at once. I've been able to find such images but they are really st8 sex images. Some of them are "HOT", really "HOT". Am I betraying my gay/bi viewers by publishing such images? Let me know your reactions. They would be on the bisexual blog only not here! I await your replies. Please let me know! Don't hold back!


By the way, the birthday been great. The party's tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!