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Daily trivia,
Pictures of Emm
When I first got access to a decent photo-editor - it was Coral’s Paintshop which came preloaded on my first half-decent PC - I was keen to try out all its features. An learning-exercise I set myself was to design covers for girlie-magazines, using photographs of Emma. With the later addition of a desktop-publisher I went the whole hog, producing the occasional magazine in toto, complete with letters to the editor, articles on sexual matters, short stories, and a readers’ wives page featuring you know who. These pretend magazines were naturally rubbish, but I could get quite an erection preparing the material. Sadly, I didn’t get an equivalent erection on reading it which shows what rubbish they were. (Mind you, to be fair, I had seen it all before.) I never did get round to printing a hard copy and the one or two I bothered to save were saved to floppy disk. Remember those? Anyway, here’s a sample front-page reproduced from memory (of the human kind).
When I first got access to a decent photo-editor - it was Coral’s Paintshop which came preloaded on my first half-decent PC - I was keen to try out all its features. An learning-exercise I set myself was to design covers for girlie-magazines, using photographs of Emma. With the later addition of a desktop-publisher I went the whole hog, producing the occasional magazine in toto, complete with letters to the editor, articles on sexual matters, short stories, and a readers’ wives page featuring you know who. These pretend magazines were naturally rubbish, but I could get quite an erection preparing the material. Sadly, I didn’t get an equivalent erection on reading it which shows what rubbish they were. (Mind you, to be fair, I had seen it all before.) I never did get round to printing a hard copy and the one or two I bothered to save were saved to floppy disk. Remember those? Anyway, here’s a sample front-page reproduced from memory (of the human kind).
