posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
A fuck a day keeps the doctor away. By all means have the apple as well, but don’t neglect the fucking. Referring back to an earlier post, if I were to make another New Year Resolutions, it would be to take more exercise - as advised by my heart specialist last month. Notice that he didn’t mention the apple, just the exercise. And what better work-out is there, I thought, than an energetic daily fuck - although it turns out that it’s far from being equivalent to the five-mile hike of urban myth, unless you keep at it for the forty minutes of popular fiction you see on RedTube. According to research by scientists with nothing better to do, the “average” shag burns up no more calories than a half-mile jog - for which amount of exercise it’s hardly worth putting on your trainers. They add that several variables like body weight, environmental temperature, duration, intensity, effort, frequency and position will affect the actual number of calories burned. Far too complicated to calculate. So it looks as if I’ll still have to set up the Wii Fitness Plus daughter Eva bought me.
A fuck a day keeps the doctor away. By all means have the apple as well, but don’t neglect the fucking. Referring back to an earlier post, if I were to make another New Year Resolutions, it would be to take more exercise - as advised by my heart specialist last month. Notice that he didn’t mention the apple, just the exercise. And what better work-out is there, I thought, than an energetic daily fuck - although it turns out that it’s far from being equivalent to the five-mile hike of urban myth, unless you keep at it for the forty minutes of popular fiction you see on RedTube. According to research by scientists with nothing better to do, the “average” shag burns up no more calories than a half-mile jog - for which amount of exercise it’s hardly worth putting on your trainers. They add that several variables like body weight, environmental temperature, duration, intensity, effort, frequency and position will affect the actual number of calories burned. Far too complicated to calculate. So it looks as if I’ll still have to set up the Wii Fitness Plus daughter Eva bought me. 
