posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
"I’m sorry. That’s never happened to me before.” And if the lady believes that, she’ll believe anything. When you see the way that young men and women get together nowadays, binge-drinking until the early hours, before staggering home to bed with someone they normally wouldn’t look twice at, I would have thought it almost the norm for sex to be less than satisfactory. As Shakespeare says: alcohol provokes the desire, but takes away the performance. And unless it’s the dental nurse’s cleavage that threatens to turn you, the appearance of Mr Floppy can spell disaster in a relationship. That’s another thing I like about being married. When it happens - and it does from time to time, because of fatigue or wine or both - there are no feelings of rejection or inadequacy on either side. We simply go to sleep in each other’s arms. And I know that Emma will be there, eager and ready to be fucked, tomorrow. And no hard feelings - apart from the obvious ones.
"I’m sorry. That’s never happened to me before.” And if the lady believes that, she’ll believe anything. When you see the way that young men and women get together nowadays, binge-drinking until the early hours, before staggering home to bed with someone they normally wouldn’t look twice at, I would have thought it almost the norm for sex to be less than satisfactory. As Shakespeare says: alcohol provokes the desire, but takes away the performance. And unless it’s the dental nurse’s cleavage that threatens to turn you, the appearance of Mr Floppy can spell disaster in a relationship. That’s another thing I like about being married. When it happens - and it does from time to time, because of fatigue or wine or both - there are no feelings of rejection or inadequacy on either side. We simply go to sleep in each other’s arms. And I know that Emma will be there, eager and ready to be fucked, tomorrow. And no hard feelings - apart from the obvious ones.
