posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
I’d hate to be single again, not knowing where my next fuck was coming from. I hesitate about using the word “again” in that context, because I’m not sure I was ever single in the sense of being foot-loose and fancy-free. Certainly, I was never single in the sense of playing the field. (Has that become a euphemism for sleeping around?) Emma and I became seriously an item when we were still at school, and in an era well before school-children routinely had sex. We were so besotted with each other that I always knew where my first fuck would come from - although admittedly I didn’t know how long I would have to wait for it. Ever since we finally lost our virginity together, I have always known where my next fuck was coming from. So have I missed out by never having been single? As far as I can make out, being single mostly involves drinking too much while watching darts or football on the television with other loud-mouthed layabouts known as your mates. I’d rather be at home fucking Emma.
I’d hate to be single again, not knowing where my next fuck was coming from. I hesitate about using the word “again” in that context, because I’m not sure I was ever single in the sense of being foot-loose and fancy-free. Certainly, I was never single in the sense of playing the field. (Has that become a euphemism for sleeping around?) Emma and I became seriously an item when we were still at school, and in an era well before school-children routinely had sex. We were so besotted with each other that I always knew where my first fuck would come from - although admittedly I didn’t know how long I would have to wait for it. Ever since we finally lost our virginity together, I have always known where my next fuck was coming from. So have I missed out by never having been single? As far as I can make out, being single mostly involves drinking too much while watching darts or football on the television with other loud-mouthed layabouts known as your mates. I’d rather be at home fucking Emma. 
