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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
My vade mecum “The Miscellany of Sex” informs me that a 2007 survey by Carphone Warehouse revealed that, if made to choose, the majority of 16- to 24-year-olds would rather give up sex than surrender their mobile phones (cellphones). What’s wrong with the youth of today? When I was sixteen, mobile phones were still the stuff of science fiction, but I’m sure I would have given up all my meagre possessions for sex. And at eighteen, I would have given my left arm to get between Emma Jane’s legs. (I needed my right arm while dreaming about it.) But the 2007 survey didn’t stop there. When men and women over 45 were questioned, a majority insisted they would rather give up sex than their regular cup off coffee or tea. On first reading these disturbing findings, I shook my head in disbelief. Then I recalled the many evenings I have spent chatting up Emma in pubs as a crowd of guys sit around the television shouting their support for England’s no-hopers. Am I some sort of deviant for preferring sex (with Emma) to anything else on God’s earth?
My vade mecum “The Miscellany of Sex” informs me that a 2007 survey by Carphone Warehouse revealed that, if made to choose, the majority of 16- to 24-year-olds would rather give up sex than surrender their mobile phones (cellphones). What’s wrong with the youth of today? When I was sixteen, mobile phones were still the stuff of science fiction, but I’m sure I would have given up all my meagre possessions for sex. And at eighteen, I would have given my left arm to get between Emma Jane’s legs. (I needed my right arm while dreaming about it.) But the 2007 survey didn’t stop there. When men and women over 45 were questioned, a majority insisted they would rather give up sex than their regular cup off coffee or tea. On first reading these disturbing findings, I shook my head in disbelief. Then I recalled the many evenings I have spent chatting up Emma in pubs as a crowd of guys sit around the television shouting their support for England’s no-hopers. Am I some sort of deviant for preferring sex (with Emma) to anything else on God’s earth?
