posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
Following on from yesterday’s post, which concerned fucking in a confined space, I now realise that there are certain skills which you are bound to lose unless they are regularly practiced. Foe Emma and me, it seems that one of these is penetrative sex in an upright position. During our courting days and in the early days of our marriage, we used to be quite good at it. I used to call it shop-doorway sex, although I can’t recall us actually fucking in a shop doorway. We had it against the wall in an unlit back alley (called a jigger in Liverpool); we had it up against a horse-chestnut tree in Woolton Woods (I know it was a horse-chestnut because for years I kept a conker as a souvenir). We even tried it less successfully in a bus shelter one freezing night in the middle of a severe winter - which probably explains why it was less than successful. Trying it on the landing last week demonstrates that we have lost the art. As I said to Emma, we need lots more practice. And so we finished on the floor.
Following on from yesterday’s post, which concerned fucking in a confined space, I now realise that there are certain skills which you are bound to lose unless they are regularly practiced. Foe Emma and me, it seems that one of these is penetrative sex in an upright position. During our courting days and in the early days of our marriage, we used to be quite good at it. I used to call it shop-doorway sex, although I can’t recall us actually fucking in a shop doorway. We had it against the wall in an unlit back alley (called a jigger in Liverpool); we had it up against a horse-chestnut tree in Woolton Woods (I know it was a horse-chestnut because for years I kept a conker as a souvenir). We even tried it less successfully in a bus shelter one freezing night in the middle of a severe winter - which probably explains why it was less than successful. Trying it on the landing last week demonstrates that we have lost the art. As I said to Emma, we need lots more practice. And so we finished on the floor.
