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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
I really ought to do something about my fitness (lack of). Practically the only physical exercise I’m getting at the moment is screwing Emma energetically. But how do you break the habit of a lifetime? Even at school I was averse to all physical and sporting activities. In fact from the outset I was deliberately worse than I might have been if I’d made any effort at all. In that way I ensured that I would never be picked when teams were being decided. I also practiced a pronounced limp which effectively excluded me from all track and field events. Whenever the PE teacher asked me why I hadn’t changed into my kit, I would remind him with obvious embarrassment, “It’s my leg sir.” And I would look at him accusingly, as if he really ought to have remembered by debilitating medical condition. I always knew that this lack of activity would catch up with me one day. And it has. As a last resort recently, daughter Eva bought me a Wii Fitness Plus, and I’m trying it out. It includes a wide range of simulated physical exercises. But not virtual fucking, unfortunately.
I really ought to do something about my fitness (lack of). Practically the only physical exercise I’m getting at the moment is screwing Emma energetically. But how do you break the habit of a lifetime? Even at school I was averse to all physical and sporting activities. In fact from the outset I was deliberately worse than I might have been if I’d made any effort at all. In that way I ensured that I would never be picked when teams were being decided. I also practiced a pronounced limp which effectively excluded me from all track and field events. Whenever the PE teacher asked me why I hadn’t changed into my kit, I would remind him with obvious embarrassment, “It’s my leg sir.” And I would look at him accusingly, as if he really ought to have remembered by debilitating medical condition. I always knew that this lack of activity would catch up with me one day. And it has. As a last resort recently, daughter Eva bought me a Wii Fitness Plus, and I’m trying it out. It includes a wide range of simulated physical exercises. But not virtual fucking, unfortunately.
