Pet hates five and eighty-six
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Now where was I? Ah yes, the “one size fits all” con. And here I combine it with another of my pet hates - tights. It’s often said in their defence that, without them, there would have been no mini-skirt. As a devoted lover of stockings and suspenders, I’m not sure it was a worth-while trade-off. But it’s the “one-size-fits-all” issue I’m concerned with here. Emma complains that although tights may, with much tugging and pulling, stretch to reach the top of her legs, they inevitably try to reassume the size they were when they came out of the box. The result is that the crotch ends up round her knees, fettering her like a hobbled filly. The only solution - and this is where it becomes my pet hate - is to wear another pair of panties over her tights to hold them up. So that’s three items of clothing between me and pussy. Aesthetically it looks untidy - the three will never line up neatly. But far worse than that, they form an impenetrable barrier to my caresses.