posted by sooyup
on
Daily trivia,
One-on-one
A social evening last Saturday. Brethren from all lodges in the province, accompanied by sweethearts and wives (not both of course, unless they were one and the same) were cordially invited. I arranged for a minibus to take us there and to collect us at the stroke of midnight. Any later and I turn into a pumpkin. It was a brilliant evening in scintillating company. At least the company seemed scintillating by the end of the evening. The comedian was just risqué enough to make the ladies blush - although it takes a lot to make ladies blush nowadays - without being offensively obscene. The wine and/or the beer and/or the spirits flowed freely, and the buffet was excellent. It seemed a pity to cut into the salmon with its pristine cucumber scales. When we got home, Emma was quite merry and ready for anything. Vaginal, oral, anal, (aural maybe) I could have had anything I wanted. Sadly, Alfie was all but incapable. Emma on top then.