Fifty years ago today


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[Monday, 26th October, 1959] RJ came to the senior youth club on Thursday night with his girlfriend Carol. With legs up to her armpits and boobs as big as beach-balls, she is everything he said she was and more. Having made an appearance (and made the impression intended) he took her off into the night, lucky sod. Does he know we call him Fuck Jones, I wonder, and say he spends so much time on the nest he thinks he can fly like Superman? Jealousy is a powerful motivator. Kissed and felt Emma in real earnest last night (as a result of seeing the voluptuous Carol?) Fingered her rigid, then lay between her legs and rubbed myself off against her. KC calls it “dry humping”. Since when has he been a sexpert? Emma wants the real thing as much as I do, but we’ll wait until we’re married - if we can! Spoke again about getting engaged, but Emma says it would have to be a secret engagement because of her mother, the wicked witch of the north (south, east and west). I’d sooner wait.

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