And talking about feet ...
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Daily trivia
As I was yesterday, don’t you love women’s shoes? For those of us who do, simply walking around the shoe department in a store can be quite a turn-on. Sadly, Emma is no Imelda Markos, and insists she has more than enough shoes to be going on with. Besides which, our tastes are somewhat different. While I prefer the decorative, impractical styles, Emma goes for comfort every time. If I pick up anything too flimsy, she is bound to ask, “When would I wear them?” The implication “You never take me anywhere” is left unsaid. Occasionally I insist on buying her a pair that particularly takes my fancy, insisting “You’re not supposed to wear them out of doors. They’re just to make you feet look pretty.” Which they usually do. Incidentally, she doesn’t normally trample me underfoot.
As I was yesterday, don’t you love women’s shoes? For those of us who do, simply walking around the shoe department in a store can be quite a turn-on. Sadly, Emma is no Imelda Markos, and insists she has more than enough shoes to be going on with. Besides which, our tastes are somewhat different. While I prefer the decorative, impractical styles, Emma goes for comfort every time. If I pick up anything too flimsy, she is bound to ask, “When would I wear them?” The implication “You never take me anywhere” is left unsaid. Occasionally I insist on buying her a pair that particularly takes my fancy, insisting “You’re not supposed to wear them out of doors. They’re just to make you feet look pretty.” Which they usually do. Incidentally, she doesn’t normally trample me underfoot. 
