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It’s one of those classic comedy lines that sticks in the mind. A girl on the pull objects when a guy takes her behind the pub and tries to get his hand up her skirt. “Hey!” she protests. “Tits first - I’m no slag!” Emma and I loved her implicit definition of a slag. All a guy had to do, to show how much he respected her, was to have a quick grope of her tits before trying to get between her legs. Such refinement and sophistication! Having said that - and without having any personal experience of such things - I’ve heard it said that “no kissing or fumbling” is the general rule when paying for sex. I’m not sure I could cope. Emma and I like to work leisurely through the whole spectrum - kissing, petting, fucking, in that order - perhaps reflecting the slow progression of our courtship. And if Emma occasionally makes a playful grab at my crotch in broad daylight, I will say - although it’s wildly inappropriate - “Hey! Tits first. I’m no slag!”
It’s one of those classic comedy lines that sticks in the mind. A girl on the pull objects when a guy takes her behind the pub and tries to get his hand up her skirt. “Hey!” she protests. “Tits first - I’m no slag!” Emma and I loved her implicit definition of a slag. All a guy had to do, to show how much he respected her, was to have a quick grope of her tits before trying to get between her legs. Such refinement and sophistication! Having said that - and without having any personal experience of such things - I’ve heard it said that “no kissing or fumbling” is the general rule when paying for sex. I’m not sure I could cope. Emma and I like to work leisurely through the whole spectrum - kissing, petting, fucking, in that order - perhaps reflecting the slow progression of our courtship. And if Emma occasionally makes a playful grab at my crotch in broad daylight, I will say - although it’s wildly inappropriate - “Hey! Tits first. I’m no slag!”
