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It happened again! The picture wasn’t taken at the time, but it’s accurate nevertheless. It proves that there’s a limit to how many television documentaries Emma is prepared to sit through. Equally, there is a limit on how much time she is prepared to spend hand-sewing, reading Saga magazine, or puzzling over a Sudoku, while I read the latest Welsh novel. And when she finally gets bored and realises that her audible sighs are falling on deaf ears, she plays her trump card. She knows that, no matter how intriguing the documentary, no matter how gripping the novel, I cannot resist the provocative flash of her tits. It’s so unfair. So sexist. After all, if Emma is watching the third and final episode of a costume drama, or even the final stages of Come Dancing, I doubt if a quick flash of my cock would tear her away. I can’t say that I’ve actually tried it, fearing the humiliation of rejection, but I’m sure I’m right.
It happened again! The picture wasn’t taken at the time, but it’s accurate nevertheless. It proves that there’s a limit to how many television documentaries Emma is prepared to sit through. Equally, there is a limit on how much time she is prepared to spend hand-sewing, reading Saga magazine, or puzzling over a Sudoku, while I read the latest Welsh novel. And when she finally gets bored and realises that her audible sighs are falling on deaf ears, she plays her trump card. She knows that, no matter how intriguing the documentary, no matter how gripping the novel, I cannot resist the provocative flash of her tits. It’s so unfair. So sexist. After all, if Emma is watching the third and final episode of a costume drama, or even the final stages of Come Dancing, I doubt if a quick flash of my cock would tear her away. I can’t say that I’ve actually tried it, fearing the humiliation of rejection, but I’m sure I’m right.
