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Holidays,
Pictures of Emm
Here is Emma washing her pubes, as if to prove that she has mastered the hand-held shower. Earlier, she had said “I’m just going to wash my hair.” Seconds later, there was a god-almighty clatter coming from the bathroom, as if she had pulled the entire plumbing-system from the wall. She screamed in obvious panic. I rushed in to find the shower bouncing and twisting around the bath like a sea-serpent in its death-throws. Water was spewing over walls and ceiling as if a fire-hydrant had been turned full on, and Emma was in a state usually associated with her having seen a very large spider. Because of the shower-screen I had to climb into the bath to reach the taps (faucets) and shower control. Only when the water was turned off and I was thoroughly soaked did Emma see the funny side. The she laughed till her sides hurt. Initially, I was not quite as amused, but then I realised it would be an hour or so before my trousers could be dried and pressed. Whatever could we do in the meantime?
Here is Emma washing her pubes, as if to prove that she has mastered the hand-held shower. Earlier, she had said “I’m just going to wash my hair.” Seconds later, there was a god-almighty clatter coming from the bathroom, as if she had pulled the entire plumbing-system from the wall. She screamed in obvious panic. I rushed in to find the shower bouncing and twisting around the bath like a sea-serpent in its death-throws. Water was spewing over walls and ceiling as if a fire-hydrant had been turned full on, and Emma was in a state usually associated with her having seen a very large spider. Because of the shower-screen I had to climb into the bath to reach the taps (faucets) and shower control. Only when the water was turned off and I was thoroughly soaked did Emma see the funny side. The she laughed till her sides hurt. Initially, I was not quite as amused, but then I realised it would be an hour or so before my trousers could be dried and pressed. Whatever could we do in the meantime?
