posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia
If I can’t be reincarnated as Alfie to do it all over again with Emma, I think I’ll come back as a barnacle. I prefer and enjoy a sedentary life-style and, let’s face it, you don’t get much more sedentary than a barnacle. [And incidentally, some get to enjoy the best of both worlds - being sedentary while travelling the world on ocean-going liners.] But the chief advantage of being a barnacle is this - and I quote: “These unassumingly modest beasts have the longest penis relative to their size of any creature. They can be seven times longer than their body.” Eat your heart out John C. Holmes [as was]. Ye gods, with a penis that size you could make love to a girl from across the proverbial crowded room. Come to think of it, you’d have to. Any nearer and you’d really make her eyes water. [Thanks to jrixunderwater for publishing this picture on Flikr by the way. It looks far sexier than it ought to even for a barnacle.]
If I can’t be reincarnated as Alfie to do it all over again with Emma, I think I’ll come back as a barnacle. I prefer and enjoy a sedentary life-style and, let’s face it, you don’t get much more sedentary than a barnacle. [And incidentally, some get to enjoy the best of both worlds - being sedentary while travelling the world on ocean-going liners.] But the chief advantage of being a barnacle is this - and I quote: “These unassumingly modest beasts have the longest penis relative to their size of any creature. They can be seven times longer than their body.” Eat your heart out John C. Holmes [as was]. Ye gods, with a penis that size you could make love to a girl from across the proverbial crowded room. Come to think of it, you’d have to. Any nearer and you’d really make her eyes water. [Thanks to jrixunderwater for publishing this picture on Flikr by the way. It looks far sexier than it ought to even for a barnacle.]
