Alfie gets his just deserts
posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
I wield a deadly duster. I can wash a dish till the pattern comes off. And I have done both this week, albeit with more vigour than enthusiasm. But my principal task, as determined by Obergruppenfűhrer Emma Jane, has been to keep out of her way while she storms through the house like a tornado. My secondary job - who says men can’t multitask! - has been to move and lift things so that she could clean behind or beneath them. I’m sure Emma has appreciated my help, even if she did insist on re-dusting everything I had dusted. And last night I reaped my reward. We have been having regular sex during the clean-up of course, but I was always in fear that Emma might say, “We forgot to dust that light-fitting,” as she lay on her back looking up at the ceiling. But last night she gave me her undivided attention. Go here if you seek further enlightenment.
I wield a deadly duster. I can wash a dish till the pattern comes off. And I have done both this week, albeit with more vigour than enthusiasm. But my principal task, as determined by Obergruppenfűhrer Emma Jane, has been to keep out of her way while she storms through the house like a tornado. My secondary job - who says men can’t multitask! - has been to move and lift things so that she could clean behind or beneath them. I’m sure Emma has appreciated my help, even if she did insist on re-dusting everything I had dusted. And last night I reaped my reward. We have been having regular sex during the clean-up of course, but I was always in fear that Emma might say, “We forgot to dust that light-fitting,” as she lay on her back looking up at the ceiling. But last night she gave me her undivided attention. Go here if you seek further enlightenment.
