posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
Early in our married life, Emma and I instituted a personal tradition, which we managed to maintain - with one or two lapses due to invitations we couldn‘t refuse - until two years ago. We would start to fuck just before midnight on 31st December, and make sure we were still fucking on 1st January - a feat which is not too difficult, of course. A couple of minutes will do - manageable even when you‘ve over-indulged. When our former next-door neighbours C&F moved up to the house on the hill, however, we inaugurated a new tradition - a celebratory meal in what was once the village dungeon. We take our places under the very grating through which local people of a charitable disposition would drop morsels of food for the unfortunate prisoners below. The service has improved considerably since then, and the grating is there only for show. By the time you read this, Emma and I will have started the year as we mean to continue - enjoying each other’s company and the occasional company of others, eating and drinking heartily, and who knows, maybe even enjoying a decent fuck.