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A former workmate (before I went into teaching) confided that a friend of his could, on ejaculation, knock over a wine-glass. Mike obviously considered this an impressive benchmark; why else would he mention it? I didn’t ask him at the time how he knew of his friend‘s accomplishment, but in retrospect it implies at least a demonstration, if not an actual contest. It also suggests that, in Mike’s circle of friends, the force and quantity of ejaculate was seen as a measure of virility. (Judging by the masturbatory climax to so many video-clips, it still is. What other reason could there be for all that extra-vaginal ejaculation?) But to return to Mike’s assertion regarding his friend’s wine-glass-tipping prowess, I have, as you may know, led a very sheltered life. A succession of Methodist lay-preachers tried to persuade us teenage boys that masturbation (or self abuse as they called it) was solitary vice that could lead to blindness. Pass me my white stick. They never convinced me that anything so pleasurable could be a vice, but the solitary bit must have stuck with me. Tell me, somebody, was wanking ever a competitive sport? A bit like skittles?
A former workmate (before I went into teaching) confided that a friend of his could, on ejaculation, knock over a wine-glass. Mike obviously considered this an impressive benchmark; why else would he mention it? I didn’t ask him at the time how he knew of his friend‘s accomplishment, but in retrospect it implies at least a demonstration, if not an actual contest. It also suggests that, in Mike’s circle of friends, the force and quantity of ejaculate was seen as a measure of virility. (Judging by the masturbatory climax to so many video-clips, it still is. What other reason could there be for all that extra-vaginal ejaculation?) But to return to Mike’s assertion regarding his friend’s wine-glass-tipping prowess, I have, as you may know, led a very sheltered life. A succession of Methodist lay-preachers tried to persuade us teenage boys that masturbation (or self abuse as they called it) was solitary vice that could lead to blindness. Pass me my white stick. They never convinced me that anything so pleasurable could be a vice, but the solitary bit must have stuck with me. Tell me, somebody, was wanking ever a competitive sport? A bit like skittles?
