Who sleeps on the damp patch
posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
That is a bone of contention in some marriages I believe, though without being actual grounds for divorce. It’s a question which has never arisen with Emma and me. In the old days, when Emma’s love-juice flowed freely and my tribute to her was more copious, Emma would place a hand-towel underneath her to absorb the outpourings of our love, so to speak. It avoided argument. Nowadays, sadly, it need be no more than a face-cloth, changed more or less every other day and kept under her pillow, to serve the same purpose. For reasons I will go into some other time, Emma refers to this absorbent item as her “comfort”. Sometimes, however, Emma will put the said cloth into the wash without replacing it. And this produces the nearest thing to sexual gymnastics we can manage these days. Without disengaging, and with a great deal of giggling, we bounce over to the edge of the bed to try to reach a pair of Emma’s panties. And a thought has just occurred to me. Perhaps she does it on purpose.
That is a bone of contention in some marriages I believe, though without being actual grounds for divorce. It’s a question which has never arisen with Emma and me. In the old days, when Emma’s love-juice flowed freely and my tribute to her was more copious, Emma would place a hand-towel underneath her to absorb the outpourings of our love, so to speak. It avoided argument. Nowadays, sadly, it need be no more than a face-cloth, changed more or less every other day and kept under her pillow, to serve the same purpose. For reasons I will go into some other time, Emma refers to this absorbent item as her “comfort”. Sometimes, however, Emma will put the said cloth into the wash without replacing it. And this produces the nearest thing to sexual gymnastics we can manage these days. Without disengaging, and with a great deal of giggling, we bounce over to the edge of the bed to try to reach a pair of Emma’s panties. And a thought has just occurred to me. Perhaps she does it on purpose.
