posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
When fucking becomes an Olympic sport - which seems more and more likely in this sex-dominated age - I wonder how it will be judged? I imagine there will be a number of events, ranging from the equivalent of the 100 metres (for the likes of Emma and me) to the 5000 metres. Perhaps there will even be a marathon, and is a relay out of the question? I presume there will be a set number of compulsories, for which we already have the terminology - missionary, doggie-style, cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl - with extra marks given for a smooth transition from one to the other (too often omitted from sex videos). With the compulsories out of the way, contestants will give free reign to their gymnastic abilities, earning marks according to the levels of difficulty and complexity - the equivalent of diving’s reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists. It’s something to look forward to in 2016. Several Olympic events - javelin, discus, hammer - have their origins in making war. It would be nice to have one event with its origin in making love.
When fucking becomes an Olympic sport - which seems more and more likely in this sex-dominated age - I wonder how it will be judged? I imagine there will be a number of events, ranging from the equivalent of the 100 metres (for the likes of Emma and me) to the 5000 metres. Perhaps there will even be a marathon, and is a relay out of the question? I presume there will be a set number of compulsories, for which we already have the terminology - missionary, doggie-style, cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl - with extra marks given for a smooth transition from one to the other (too often omitted from sex videos). With the compulsories out of the way, contestants will give free reign to their gymnastic abilities, earning marks according to the levels of difficulty and complexity - the equivalent of diving’s reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists. It’s something to look forward to in 2016. Several Olympic events - javelin, discus, hammer - have their origins in making war. It would be nice to have one event with its origin in making love.
