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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
[March, 2008 - The ultimate high-protein diet] This week Emma and I have been amusing ourselves by dipping into a volume entitled “The Miscellany of Sex” - subtitled “tantalising travels through love, lust and libido”. It’s an amusing little book, filled from cover to cover with the natural and unnatural, the conventional and weird, the mundane and exotic. All fascinating stuff. Did you know that, according to UN statistics, there are over a hundred million shags a day worldwide? Ah, if all that energy could be harnessed! Or think of the revenue a tax on fucking could realise. Two isolated facts struck me as interesting. The record for the most semen swallowed stands at 1.7 pints, by Michelle Monaghan of LA in 1991 - as verified by a stomach pump. (Google confirms this, by the way.) The other fact is that the quantity of semen ejaculated by the average male is 9cc. Now, if my maths is correct, that means the obliging Michelle must have given 89 blow-jobs between meals, and every one to orgasm. Are you reading this, Emma?
[March, 2008 - The ultimate high-protein diet] This week Emma and I have been amusing ourselves by dipping into a volume entitled “The Miscellany of Sex” - subtitled “tantalising travels through love, lust and libido”. It’s an amusing little book, filled from cover to cover with the natural and unnatural, the conventional and weird, the mundane and exotic. All fascinating stuff. Did you know that, according to UN statistics, there are over a hundred million shags a day worldwide? Ah, if all that energy could be harnessed! Or think of the revenue a tax on fucking could realise. Two isolated facts struck me as interesting. The record for the most semen swallowed stands at 1.7 pints, by Michelle Monaghan of LA in 1991 - as verified by a stomach pump. (Google confirms this, by the way.) The other fact is that the quantity of semen ejaculated by the average male is 9cc. Now, if my maths is correct, that means the obliging Michelle must have given 89 blow-jobs between meals, and every one to orgasm. Are you reading this, Emma?
