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Away from home, all that Emma and I need to have a good time is a decent hotel-room and a bottle of rosé. As you see, a camera also comes in handy if we want something to remind us of the occasion. Unfortunately, alcohol and sex do not always make (or make for) the best of bedfellows. Emma responds quickly and enthusiastically to alcohol, verifying Ogden Nash’s famous observation that “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” And when she purrs in my ear, “You know what alcohol does to me” I had better be ready for it. In my case, however, the warning that alcohol gives you the inclination while taking away your ability is somewhat nearer the mark. Fortunately, Emma’s metabolism seems to operate at a speedier rate than mine. So the secret is to top up Emma’s glass more frequently than my own, and to get down to the serious business of fucking her before I start getting sleepy. And if I go out like a light soon after we have reached our mutual climax, Emma understands.
Away from home, all that Emma and I need to have a good time is a decent hotel-room and a bottle of rosé. As you see, a camera also comes in handy if we want something to remind us of the occasion. Unfortunately, alcohol and sex do not always make (or make for) the best of bedfellows. Emma responds quickly and enthusiastically to alcohol, verifying Ogden Nash’s famous observation that “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” And when she purrs in my ear, “You know what alcohol does to me” I had better be ready for it. In my case, however, the warning that alcohol gives you the inclination while taking away your ability is somewhat nearer the mark. Fortunately, Emma’s metabolism seems to operate at a speedier rate than mine. So the secret is to top up Emma’s glass more frequently than my own, and to get down to the serious business of fucking her before I start getting sleepy. And if I go out like a light soon after we have reached our mutual climax, Emma understands.
