It wouldn't stand up in court
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If you weren’t able to resist the temptation to grab a handful of tit this morning, you could claim to be suffering from alien hand syndrome. This rare medical condition manifests itself when a person's hand appears to develop a mind of its own, able to perform even complex tasks of its own accord. The patient has sensation in the affected hand, but he is generally unaware of what it is doing, unless it does something that attracts his attention - or unless a second party draws his attention to his actions The condition has come to be known as Dr Strangelove syndrome - an obvious reference to the cult comedy's sinister scientist, who is affected by it. Unfortunately, there is no treatment. A word of warning however: Although your wife or partner might be persuaded that you are suffering from alien hand syndrome, it is less likely to be accepted as an explanation by the girl in the office or the woman on the bus.
If you weren’t able to resist the temptation to grab a handful of tit this morning, you could claim to be suffering from alien hand syndrome. This rare medical condition manifests itself when a person's hand appears to develop a mind of its own, able to perform even complex tasks of its own accord. The patient has sensation in the affected hand, but he is generally unaware of what it is doing, unless it does something that attracts his attention - or unless a second party draws his attention to his actions The condition has come to be known as Dr Strangelove syndrome - an obvious reference to the cult comedy's sinister scientist, who is affected by it. Unfortunately, there is no treatment. A word of warning however: Although your wife or partner might be persuaded that you are suffering from alien hand syndrome, it is less likely to be accepted as an explanation by the girl in the office or the woman on the bus.
