Waste of a good title


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This months issue of The Honey-Pot arrived this morning. Honey pot being one of my favourite alternatives for pussy, it seems a promising title for a magazine. Imagine all those intimate close-ups of beautiful young pussies being licked, sucked, fingered, fucked - or simply held open by slender fingers to reveal the pink cavern within, glistening with love juice. The centrefold might feature a favourite porn-star with her legs spread wide, revealing all and inviting your tribute. Or turn to the Readers Wives section - an almost infinite variety of shaven havens and furry furrows, perhaps including Emmas. Check out the learned articles on cunnilingus, clitoral stimulation, locating the g-spot, and pussy-eating thought the ages. Or spend a pleasant hour reading the erotic stories, both fact and fiction, and the poetry, and the Readers Forum, all of them titillating cunt-centred. Unfortunately, in this case the publication is the news-bulletin relating to Emmas pension fund. Boring.

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