Serving suggestion


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Wouldnt you just love to get stuck into that succulent flesh and taste the juice? I stole the idea for this image from SapioSlut, who posted a copy of the original poster for an erotica exposition in Aukland which, as no doubt intended, was met with the instant disapproval of the mind police. I thought it was so sexily suggestive that I was determined to reproduce it here with Emma. As a randy teenager, I had often toyed with the idea of slicing the end off a melon and using the soft interior of the fruit to practice the mystical art of fucking. The concept was part of our sex-related folk-lore. Personally I was afraid that, without a condom, one of the seeds would find its way into my urethra and take root. Explain that to the doctor. Or would you go to the local garden-centre for help? In those days, by the way, you couldnt just pick up a packet of three from the shelf of the local supermarket. Condoms were only available from the chemist, and there was invariably an attractive young woman behind the counter - which no doubt accounted for fifty-per-cent of Lucozade sales.

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