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And talking of the Roman gods as expletives, Jove was a firm favourite with the Victorians - as in “By Jove, Carruthers. Look at the jugs on that!” But somehow I can’t imagine Carruthers himself, at the point of shedding his load, crying out “By Jove, Penelope!” That would have sounded ludicrous. But I seem to have digressed. My point was that, at the climactic moment, Emma and I would never think of crying “Shit!” Despite my degree in theology, we don’t limit ourselves to an appeal for divine intervention however - although I have to agree that our list of expletives is quite limited. My own preference is for “Oh fuck!” uttered with varying degrees of intensity. Emma uses the f-word, too; but only in the imperative mood (i.e. as a command). With Emma it’s always, “Fuck me!” And oddly enough, she cries, “Fuck me!” but “Shag it!” Why is that? “Harder! Harder!” is another favourite of hers. I’m less happy with “Deeper! Deeper!” When I’m already up to my balls inside her, where does she think I’m going to get the extra inches?
And talking of the Roman gods as expletives, Jove was a firm favourite with the Victorians - as in “By Jove, Carruthers. Look at the jugs on that!” But somehow I can’t imagine Carruthers himself, at the point of shedding his load, crying out “By Jove, Penelope!” That would have sounded ludicrous. But I seem to have digressed. My point was that, at the climactic moment, Emma and I would never think of crying “Shit!” Despite my degree in theology, we don’t limit ourselves to an appeal for divine intervention however - although I have to agree that our list of expletives is quite limited. My own preference is for “Oh fuck!” uttered with varying degrees of intensity. Emma uses the f-word, too; but only in the imperative mood (i.e. as a command). With Emma it’s always, “Fuck me!” And oddly enough, she cries, “Fuck me!” but “Shag it!” Why is that? “Harder! Harder!” is another favourite of hers. I’m less happy with “Deeper! Deeper!” When I’m already up to my balls inside her, where does she think I’m going to get the extra inches?
