Christmas comes early for Emma too
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I told you I would come up with an acceptable Christmas present for Emma - since she refused to accept the tumble drier as a suitable gift. We spent a long weekend at Eva’s place last week with only a visit to an Outlet Village to relieve the monotony. I quickly discovered that outlet village, is a euphemism for a hundred shops selling cut-price expensive clothing - still expensive despite the alleged cuts. We have no sex when staying at Eva’s, by long-established tradition. However, Emma was so kind as to let me buy her a designer coat for the winter, which has earned me a million Brownie Points to be cashed in for sexual favours on our return home. I think I’ll be cashing them in a few at a time. I’m not sure my aging heart would stand the strain of a million BPs worth of sex in one session. Given the present economic situation, I’m not sure what the going rate is for a blowjob but - if you dare to look - here I am on a previous occasion, having cashed in a few Brownie Points earned for changing a light-bulb.
I told you I would come up with an acceptable Christmas present for Emma - since she refused to accept the tumble drier as a suitable gift. We spent a long weekend at Eva’s place last week with only a visit to an Outlet Village to relieve the monotony. I quickly discovered that outlet village, is a euphemism for a hundred shops selling cut-price expensive clothing - still expensive despite the alleged cuts. We have no sex when staying at Eva’s, by long-established tradition. However, Emma was so kind as to let me buy her a designer coat for the winter, which has earned me a million Brownie Points to be cashed in for sexual favours on our return home. I think I’ll be cashing them in a few at a time. I’m not sure my aging heart would stand the strain of a million BPs worth of sex in one session. Given the present economic situation, I’m not sure what the going rate is for a blowjob but - if you dare to look - here I am on a previous occasion, having cashed in a few Brownie Points earned for changing a light-bulb. 
