posted by sooyup
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I’m talking about garments to sleep in, not to make love in, so forget the latex jump-suit. Summer or Winter, whatever the temperature, I cannot bear to wear anything in bed - not so much as a wristwatch or wedding-ring. I prefer to sleep naked, wearing nothing but a satisfied smile. I have been obliged to wear pyjamas on occasions, but always found that they conspired to restrict the blood supply to limbs and vital organs, keeping me uncomfortably awake. I now keep them in a drawer in case I am ever hospitalised. At the first sign of Winter however, Emma would go the whole hog, including mittens, ear-muffs, woolly bobble-hat and bed-socks. Fortunately, she concedes that these accessories might be grounds for divorce, so restricts herself to her passion-killing pyjamas. Thus she keeps herself warm at night, and I can use her as a hot-water bottle if the temperature in the bedroom falls below zero. (Yes, we do have central-heating, but seldom leave it on at night.)
I’m talking about garments to sleep in, not to make love in, so forget the latex jump-suit. Summer or Winter, whatever the temperature, I cannot bear to wear anything in bed - not so much as a wristwatch or wedding-ring. I prefer to sleep naked, wearing nothing but a satisfied smile. I have been obliged to wear pyjamas on occasions, but always found that they conspired to restrict the blood supply to limbs and vital organs, keeping me uncomfortably awake. I now keep them in a drawer in case I am ever hospitalised. At the first sign of Winter however, Emma would go the whole hog, including mittens, ear-muffs, woolly bobble-hat and bed-socks. Fortunately, she concedes that these accessories might be grounds for divorce, so restricts herself to her passion-killing pyjamas. Thus she keeps herself warm at night, and I can use her as a hot-water bottle if the temperature in the bedroom falls below zero. (Yes, we do have central-heating, but seldom leave it on at night.)
