Lie back and think of England
posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
This, it is said, was the advice given to Victorian women when it came to having sex with their husbands. It is sometimes wrongly attributed to the Queen herself, but given that the young Victoria was by all accounts as randy as a Yuvutu slut on Spanish Fly, this is grossly unfair. [The stern, matronly image of the lady with which we are most familiar is also a travesty. In her youth she was dishy.] The advice itself, however, is not without merit. From my own experience, I can thoroughly recommend the lying-back bit, although I would only suggest the thinking-of-England as a strategy of last resort, when trying to hold back from shooting off too soon. At least for the first ten minutes or so, it’s Alfie who does the lying back in our bedroom. This happens to be Emma’s preference, and who am I to complain? The usual prelude to fucking is for me to lie back while she approaches me from the foot of the bed to tease me by hand and mouth, and ever so gently with her tits. I like it.
This, it is said, was the advice given to Victorian women when it came to having sex with their husbands. It is sometimes wrongly attributed to the Queen herself, but given that the young Victoria was by all accounts as randy as a Yuvutu slut on Spanish Fly, this is grossly unfair. [The stern, matronly image of the lady with which we are most familiar is also a travesty. In her youth she was dishy.] The advice itself, however, is not without merit. From my own experience, I can thoroughly recommend the lying-back bit, although I would only suggest the thinking-of-England as a strategy of last resort, when trying to hold back from shooting off too soon. At least for the first ten minutes or so, it’s Alfie who does the lying back in our bedroom. This happens to be Emma’s preference, and who am I to complain? The usual prelude to fucking is for me to lie back while she approaches me from the foot of the bed to tease me by hand and mouth, and ever so gently with her tits. I like it.
