"I'll never show my face again"
posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia
It happened on Monday afternoon. All day we had been expecting a phone-call from our friends C&F to confirm the date for a meal at our favourite country pub. In the end, we took a chance and got down to the more urgent business of afternoon sex. The necking and the petting and the sucking were about to give way to the fucking when - Sod’s Law! - the phone finally rang. I picked up the receiver and gave our number, but the caller hung up immediately, obviously having misdialled. I said impatiently, “Go away! I’m fucking my wife!” and slammed the receiver down. Incredulous, Emma shot out of bed and asked, “Who was that?” “I don’t know,” I replied. “They hung up.” Well, it wasn’t actually a lie, was it? It’s just that they had hung up before I spoke. I wanted to carry on where we had left off, but Emma had suddenly lost interest. She said something about never being able to appear in public ever again. When I told her it was only a joke, she almost saw the funny side. And with the phone off the hook, the sex was great.
It happened on Monday afternoon. All day we had been expecting a phone-call from our friends C&F to confirm the date for a meal at our favourite country pub. In the end, we took a chance and got down to the more urgent business of afternoon sex. The necking and the petting and the sucking were about to give way to the fucking when - Sod’s Law! - the phone finally rang. I picked up the receiver and gave our number, but the caller hung up immediately, obviously having misdialled. I said impatiently, “Go away! I’m fucking my wife!” and slammed the receiver down. Incredulous, Emma shot out of bed and asked, “Who was that?” “I don’t know,” I replied. “They hung up.” Well, it wasn’t actually a lie, was it? It’s just that they had hung up before I spoke. I wanted to carry on where we had left off, but Emma had suddenly lost interest. She said something about never being able to appear in public ever again. When I told her it was only a joke, she almost saw the funny side. And with the phone off the hook, the sex was great.
