I trust you darling, but ...
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After the groom has slipped the wedding ring onto his bride’s finger, perhaps he ought to think about slipping a “chastity garter” onto her leg. The modern equivalent of the chastity belt, the garter has a hidden microchip which can spot a rising pulse rate in the femoral artery, and measure moisture levels on the skin. If the chastity garter detects a wife or girlfriend’s rising pulse or moisture levels when the husband or boyfriend isn’t around, or if the garter is removed from the body, then it automatically sends him a warning text message. Priced at £60 (96 dollars) the garter is the brainchild of husband-and-wife team Edward and Lucinda Hale of gorgeousgarters.com. They came up with the idea after infidelity threatened their own relationship. Mr Hale said: “A few years ago our relationship nearly fell apart when Lucinda cheated with another man. She told me how much she regretted it and wished there was a way of removing the temptation by making the act of straying impossible to go through with.” Can you spot the flaw?
After the groom has slipped the wedding ring onto his bride’s finger, perhaps he ought to think about slipping a “chastity garter” onto her leg. The modern equivalent of the chastity belt, the garter has a hidden microchip which can spot a rising pulse rate in the femoral artery, and measure moisture levels on the skin. If the chastity garter detects a wife or girlfriend’s rising pulse or moisture levels when the husband or boyfriend isn’t around, or if the garter is removed from the body, then it automatically sends him a warning text message. Priced at £60 (96 dollars) the garter is the brainchild of husband-and-wife team Edward and Lucinda Hale of gorgeousgarters.com. They came up with the idea after infidelity threatened their own relationship. Mr Hale said: “A few years ago our relationship nearly fell apart when Lucinda cheated with another man. She told me how much she regretted it and wished there was a way of removing the temptation by making the act of straying impossible to go through with.” Can you spot the flaw?
