posted by sooyup
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Daily trivia,
Grumpy old man,
Wedded bliss
This is daughter Eva’s dog looking very sorry for herself after losing a battle with the clippers in the poodle parlour. Anyone who saw her close relative win Best of Show at Crufts last year would be hard put to recognise her as one of the same long-haired family. She’s a Tibetan Terrier, with a far more illustrious pedigree than mine. People unacquainted with the facts will look at this picture and say, “Ah! Bless!” etc. Just as strangers of all ages will stop in the street to pat the animal on the head and tell her how cute she is. But this is the creature that more or less put an end to my love-life for twenty days last month. Believe me, there are few things more off-putting, when you are attempting to inveigle yourself into your wife’s gaping pussy, than having a tail-wagging, attention-seeking, hyperactive mutt leap onto the bed ready to play tug-of-war with the duvet.
This is daughter Eva’s dog looking very sorry for herself after losing a battle with the clippers in the poodle parlour. Anyone who saw her close relative win Best of Show at Crufts last year would be hard put to recognise her as one of the same long-haired family. She’s a Tibetan Terrier, with a far more illustrious pedigree than mine. People unacquainted with the facts will look at this picture and say, “Ah! Bless!” etc. Just as strangers of all ages will stop in the street to pat the animal on the head and tell her how cute she is. But this is the creature that more or less put an end to my love-life for twenty days last month. Believe me, there are few things more off-putting, when you are attempting to inveigle yourself into your wife’s gaping pussy, than having a tail-wagging, attention-seeking, hyperactive mutt leap onto the bed ready to play tug-of-war with the duvet.
