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Daily trivia,
One-on-one
All last week I was hors de combat, having once again sprained my ankle - an inherent and annoying weakness. Poetic justice, one might think, for cracking so many tasteless jokes about my next-door neighbour, who has been hobbling around on crutches for a fortnight, with his leg in plaster. For me, my injury has meant taking the approach to sex recommended to Victorian wives: Lie back and think of England. Mind you, with Emma’s tits swinging inches away from my mouth, it was difficult to think of England (or even of Wales). Yum, yum! Choosing a picture for this post, I was surprised how many of our one-on-one photographs feature Emma on top, cowgirl fashion. If ever our archives were opened to public scrutiny, it would be assumed that Emma had invariably been the dominant partner. I must take steps to redress the balance when my ankle is better.
All last week I was hors de combat, having once again sprained my ankle - an inherent and annoying weakness. Poetic justice, one might think, for cracking so many tasteless jokes about my next-door neighbour, who has been hobbling around on crutches for a fortnight, with his leg in plaster. For me, my injury has meant taking the approach to sex recommended to Victorian wives: Lie back and think of England. Mind you, with Emma’s tits swinging inches away from my mouth, it was difficult to think of England (or even of Wales). Yum, yum! Choosing a picture for this post, I was surprised how many of our one-on-one photographs feature Emma on top, cowgirl fashion. If ever our archives were opened to public scrutiny, it would be assumed that Emma had invariably been the dominant partner. I must take steps to redress the balance when my ankle is better.
